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phrenology head as decoration. poster or model. what do people think? like globes, only creepier.

phrenology head as decoration. poster or model. what do people think? like globes, only creepier.

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things i should do to take advantage:

  • clean
  • make dinner
  • read my book (just starting THE MARRIAGE PLOT!)
  • watch community (!)

things i will do:

  • watch reality tv
  • “make” ravioli
  • sleep

today is office-wide gluttony day. had half a cinnamon bun, a burger, fries, cookie AND cupcake. because today also coincides with you-can’t-say-no day. just in case anyone was wondering.
currently, in this position, not able to get up.

today is office-wide gluttony day. had half a cinnamon bun, a burger, fries, cookie AND cupcake. because today also coincides with you-can’t-say-no day. just in case anyone was wondering.

currently, in this position, not able to get up.

you guys, whenever you feel upset, just remember that this video exists

so, like, um… i just bought this. don’t judge. it’s gonna be phenomenal
(thanks emily!)

so, like, um… i just bought this. don’t judge. it’s gonna be phenomenal

(thanks emily!)

Very excited for The Occasional, Funny or Die’s web mag. and, you know, well jean dujardin is on the cover. tres tres bien!

Very excited for The Occasional, Funny or Die’s web mag. and, you know, well jean dujardin is on the cover. tres tres bien!

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yup. accurate.

yup. accurate.